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The Brotherhood

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

solar-slash:

vexstacy:

teratocybernetics:

a-drays-mind:

kiana-m:

mattisbollywood:

wildbearpajamas:

My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his food. Every last bit that was, he ate it. One day he started leaving a little bit behind. He wouldn’t eat everything, no matter what. He always left a little behind. Every morning when my mom’s friend checked Shaun’s bowl, the food was gone. That was very strange, because Shaun always spent the night by her side.
One night she decided to investigate the food situation. She waited quietly by the food bowl and then, in the middle of the night, a cat came through the window and ate the remaining food. She noticed the cat was actually pregnant. A week or so later the cat came into her house and gave birth to 6 little kittens. Shaun took care of them as if they were his own babies. My mom’s friend adopted the cat too (her name is Meow) and they took care of the kittens until they all found a loving home. Nowadays Meow and Shaun live happily together as a family and they each have their little bowl of food.

interracial couples are always cute

Oh my god that is so precious. 

KITTENS YOUR DADDY IS A DOGGIE. YOU ARE SOME LUCKY BABIES.

 I’m sorry but

B-Babuhs~ ;v;

I’m cry.

too cute to not reblog. I literally tried not to reblog this but my heart wasn’t having any of it. lol. 

-sobs-

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

My favorite one of all time

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

876,467 plays

binart:

HLEP ME I CAN’T BREATHE

fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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me: i'm done with mass effect
tumblr:
tumblr:
tumblr: no
tumblr: here look at this shakarian fanart
tumblr: look at this
tumblr: look it's your otp wow
tumblr: look thane and shepard making out wow hot
tumblr: look
tumblr: look it's a sad picture of dead shep
tumblr: look
tumblr: look it's kaidan
tumblr: look it's thane wow
tumblr: here look at this shrios fanfic
tumblr: here look quick
tumblr: look wow
tumblr: look it's garrus
tumblr: look at him look
tumblr: LOOK
me:
me:
me:
me: shOW MORE SEXY ALIENs I WILL NEVER BE DONE WITH MASS EFECT nEVER EVER

true-blue-bamf:

recruiting thane

thane’s loyalty mission

romancing thane

thane in mass effect 3

thane dying

thane’s lotsb letter that you already saw appearing in your mail

thane’s memorial

thane’s video messages

thane

Everyone on the Normandy: Wow Thane is so sexy and dangerous be careful he'll kill u wow danger man bad boy 4 lyfe
Thane: Will you hold my hand??